Literally the best use for this GIF.
fall aesthetic:one titty outburgundy lipsa glass of wine in one hand
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
I wonder who brought ebola to the United States….
Does it trip anyone else out that “G” is just an arrow going in a circle?
This fucked me up
He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently
If you were a book
I’d lick my fingers
and flip your pages,
until your spine creased
and you lay spent,
with nothing else to offer.
Then, I’d cup you in my palms
and read you again.
— (via daddyslittleflame)
she went awf
#you do not understand white mom culture until you’ve watched this video
When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles
The quietest place on Earth is an acoustics and architecture test facility in Minnesota. The -9 decibel level is overwhelming because you can easily hear your own heartbeat, breathing, and stomach gurgles. Most people can’t last 20 minutes and are very confused when they leave. Source