douglasmartini:

My guiding philosophy when at work.

teamsasskid:

poetry

teamsasskid:

poetry

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

wethinkwedream:

Jade?

Alexander.

D’you remember that day you fell out of my window?

I sure do, you came jumping out after me.

Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital, you remember that?

Yes I do.

Well there’s something I never told you about that night.

What didn’t you tell me?

While you were sitting in the backseat, smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and I never told you ‘til just now.

Awww now I know!

wethinkwedream:

Jade?

Alexander.

D’you remember that day you fell out of my window?

I sure do, you came jumping out after me.

Well, you fell on the concrete and nearly broke your ass and you were bleeding all over the place and I rushed you off to the hospital, you remember that?

Yes I do.

Well there’s something I never told you about that night.

What didn’t you tell me?

While you were sitting in the backseat, smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deeply in love with you, and I never told you ‘til just now.

Awww now I know!

earthyday:

Only mine  by Mara de la Hoz

earthyday:

Only mine by Mara de la Hoz

thatfunnyblog:

 





hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

thatfunnyblog:

 

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

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