I say this to my friends all the time, and they don’t get it.
I want the hippieish Shakira back. Her music used to be the bee’s knees..
CHARLIE: Dennis, what’re you doing?
DENNIS: I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 4.13 - “The Nightman Cometh”
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear
Having someone to take them off