|me:||*sits on santa's lap*|
|me:||*leans in close*|
|me:||Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear|
|Tell you sunthing that you might like to hear|
|You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft|
|Mind if i touch it? and see if its soft|
do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"